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#16

If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

That's good Stuff...thanks for posting.

There are some funny ones like that about Chuck Norris floating around the internet too...but those take the cake.

RG
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#17

good stuff :thumb: I love this one : Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead." :lol: :lol:
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#18

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

Jeff

June 21, 2003 Toronto, ON: SkyDome
July 1, 2004 Toronto, ON: Molson Amphitheatre
November 26, 2004 Toronto, ON: Air Canada Centre
June 24, 2006 Toronto, ON: Historic Fort York
May 10, 2007 Indianapolis, IN: The Vogue
July 14, 2011 Edmonton, AB: Northlands Festival Site
June 30, 2012 Niagara-on-the-Lake, ON: The Commons at Butler's Barracks
January 23, 2013 Edmonton, AB: Rexall Place
July 28, 2016 Edmonton, AB: Rexall Place
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#19

Jack Bauer shot the sherriff AND the deputy. Biotches.

:lol:
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#20

I decided to pick up season 1 ($29 at HMV) after reading this thread and all the hype on tv. I love tv drama's so i figured it would be a safe assumption i would like 24.

Well after watching the first season in a span of 4 days I am freaking hooked. Im on the lookout for season 2 (trying to find it for under $70) and I consider this series one of the best TV shows ever period. If I dont find it within the next couple days I will have to cave in and payout!

For anyone that hasnt seen one, i suggest you rent it from the video store and give the first couple episodes a try.

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#21

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas

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#22

When life handed Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f*cking hates lemonade.

Jeff

June 21, 2003 Toronto, ON: SkyDome
July 1, 2004 Toronto, ON: Molson Amphitheatre
November 26, 2004 Toronto, ON: Air Canada Centre
June 24, 2006 Toronto, ON: Historic Fort York
May 10, 2007 Indianapolis, IN: The Vogue
July 14, 2011 Edmonton, AB: Northlands Festival Site
June 30, 2012 Niagara-on-the-Lake, ON: The Commons at Butler's Barracks
January 23, 2013 Edmonton, AB: Rexall Place
July 28, 2016 Edmonton, AB: Rexall Place
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#23

I bought season one this past Saturday and watched 16 hours of it by Sunday. I'm watching the remainder of it tonight and tomorrow. It is just soooooo addictive.

My co-worker always told me it was good so I started watching this season. It's so jam packed with action I needed to see more.

I recommed to anyone who wants some action to start watching the past series. It's better than watching a movie I tell ya.
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#24

That is a great list. Sadly, I have Monday night film screenings, so I'll have to play catch-up on DVD.

"Jack Bauer doesn't have sperm; he ejaculates babies. " :lol:

-Jenna
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#25

fingernailsonhull Wrote:When life handed Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f*cking hates lemonade.

:lol:

That's the one i thought was funniest, too.
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#26

Poor ol' Edgar bit it last night...main charachters are dropping like flies this year....DAMN YOU TERRORISTS!!!!

RG
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#27

robert goulet Wrote:Poor ol' Edgar bit it last night...main charachters are dropping like flies this year....DAMN YOU TERRORISTS!!!!

RG

Can you believe what a tool Kim's boyfriend is? Not only does she date a tool in real life, but she's dating one of the show!!! Anyway, I'm fairly certain that if I was her boyfriend the last thing I'd be doing is lipping off Jack Bauer.
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#28

The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.

Jeff

June 21, 2003 Toronto, ON: SkyDome
July 1, 2004 Toronto, ON: Molson Amphitheatre
November 26, 2004 Toronto, ON: Air Canada Centre
June 24, 2006 Toronto, ON: Historic Fort York
May 10, 2007 Indianapolis, IN: The Vogue
July 14, 2011 Edmonton, AB: Northlands Festival Site
June 30, 2012 Niagara-on-the-Lake, ON: The Commons at Butler's Barracks
January 23, 2013 Edmonton, AB: Rexall Place
July 28, 2016 Edmonton, AB: Rexall Place
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#29

BUMP.

Is anyone else as astonished as me that Tony Almeida is dead? I almost cried. Okay, I cried a little.

I'm watching Season 4 on DVD right now and I'm falling in love with Tony all over again. I'm holding a vigil if anyone would like to attend.

Jeff

June 21, 2003 Toronto, ON: SkyDome
July 1, 2004 Toronto, ON: Molson Amphitheatre
November 26, 2004 Toronto, ON: Air Canada Centre
June 24, 2006 Toronto, ON: Historic Fort York
May 10, 2007 Indianapolis, IN: The Vogue
July 14, 2011 Edmonton, AB: Northlands Festival Site
June 30, 2012 Niagara-on-the-Lake, ON: The Commons at Butler's Barracks
January 23, 2013 Edmonton, AB: Rexall Place
July 28, 2016 Edmonton, AB: Rexall Place
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#30

Tony's death brought a tear to my eye. But I was yelling at the tv in shock with the revelation that Audrey was selling floorplans to the terrorists!

f-ing insane!

further more, i just started on the season 3 dvds. I must say it has gotta be the best out of all of them so far! Very intense!
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