[The Horrible Esthete]

Why the hell would I want to sit down at a rock concert?

I dunno....to save us all from the ghastly sight of a white man trying to "dance" to rock music, maybe?

I always used to buy GA tickets....until I had enough of getting elbowed by inebriates, soiled by schoolboys, deafened by dizzy-bitches, and shielded by Sasquatches.

Now I opt for Reserve seats to save my knees the ache of standing still for three hours, and I rest assured that my soft seat will still be there waiting for me after the all-important bathroom break during ABAC. :thumb: