[Douglas]

Dear Edmonton Oilers:

SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK!!

Thanks.

That funny. That is the exact text message I sent my sister after Samsanovs beautiful breakaway/backpass. That game was so similar to the Flames game 7. 2-0 goin into the 3rd, score one early to make you believe and then Rod the bod hoists the cup ala Andeychuk. Not a good couple of days for me. Riders get slaughtered, Jays get swept and no parade in Oil country. Throw in the food poisoning I got from some shitty Sushi and everything is coming up Douglas.