[The Horrible Esthete]

As you can probably see, I am more of a cat man myself.

You and me both.

My cat is friendly, gentle, interactive, intuitive, quiet, clean, inexpensive, and hassle-free. She has a ton of personality, and her natural predatory / defensive intstincts are highly entertaining and damn-near awe-striking, given her otherwise reserved, relaxed, and discreet disposition. She's cool as shit.

I will never share my domicile with a dog. Never. Period. If I ever own a dog, it will be when I finally build my compound in the countryside, where it will stay outside, and sleep in a barn or a doghouse.