[skippy the wonder dog]

Yeah, right, "goulet." We know you offed him for spilling the freemason beans.

Seriously, it's not dissimilar to the death of Princess Diana, or Elvis, or Jimi Hendrix; people go looking for alternatives because it's difficult to admit that an icon could die of something dumb.

Like being assassinated by Robert the Headless Freemason Gunner, for example.... yeah, you don't fool me!