[The Horrible Esthete]

Off of the housetop reindeer fall
Along with good old Santa Claus
Down to the ground with a great big smack!
Look! Poor Santa broke his back!

"Whoa, oh no!!"
Who could've known?
Ice on the roof -
Under the snow! WHOA!

Off of the housetop
Click, click, click!
Out through the skin
Compound fractures stick!