[grooveless touque]

Stipe dances in rhythm, Downie dances like a rabid clown on a sugar rush... and if it wasn't the Richard Simmons insert you were referring to, I must apoligize.

It was indeed the Simmons comment. That's one lame-ass analogy. And for the record, "a rabid clown on a sugar rush" is better than most of the published, professional accounts of Gord's "isms". Kudos!