[Stephen Dame]

I was on vacation last year.
The wife and I were swimming in the ocean.
All of the sudden I got attacked by a shark.
I said hey "sharks don't attack the Irish"
And then, the shark looked at me and left.
Stupid shark, I am not even Irish.

Gord's usual "Jaws" rant with a Wasaga twist: (There were dressed up Croc's on stage)

"You yell "Barricuda!", people go "Huh?"

You yell "Crocidile in purple velvet," well, you've got full scale panic on your hands!"