06-18-2004, 12:06 AM
You need a full-fledged pimp to answer your question.... luckily I'm here.
I, too, am old-fashioned and a lot of ladies enjoy this but there exists those who want to pay so I always split in half... right down the center. It don't matter if you had grilled cheese and she had lobster, right down the center. Now, NEVER, (lemme make that clear) NEVER let a woman pick up the whole bill unless... she invited you and you said beforehand you had no cash and she said "it's on me". Other than that, 50-50.
(Unless, of course, she's your sugar-momma... then let her buy you minks)
As for the forks... (should be three?)
Start with the furthest fork away from your plate (Salad Fork)
Cuz you normally kick it with the greens first...
As the meal progresses move down the line
To the next fork, second-closest to your plate (Dinner Fork)
Cuz now yer on the main dish...
Then finishing with the last fork closest to your plate (Desert Fork)
If you have shrimp or lobster or snails, you may get a two-pronged fork...
(or were you joking about the forks?) :lol:
I, too, am old-fashioned and a lot of ladies enjoy this but there exists those who want to pay so I always split in half... right down the center. It don't matter if you had grilled cheese and she had lobster, right down the center. Now, NEVER, (lemme make that clear) NEVER let a woman pick up the whole bill unless... she invited you and you said beforehand you had no cash and she said "it's on me". Other than that, 50-50.
(Unless, of course, she's your sugar-momma... then let her buy you minks)
As for the forks... (should be three?)
Start with the furthest fork away from your plate (Salad Fork)
Cuz you normally kick it with the greens first...
As the meal progresses move down the line
To the next fork, second-closest to your plate (Dinner Fork)
Cuz now yer on the main dish...
Then finishing with the last fork closest to your plate (Desert Fork)
If you have shrimp or lobster or snails, you may get a two-pronged fork...
(or were you joking about the forks?) :lol: