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That site has the single funniest line I've seen in months:
"Every Lexmark printer I've ever used has been a piece of shit. One time I was trying to print a picture of me so I could give it to a friend to cheer him up after he was diagnosed with cancer, but the printer jammed, and my friend died. Thanks for nothing, assholes."
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4. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - Love And Peace Or Else
If there was a list of things a pacifist should never say, "or else" would probably top it. Everything about this song is stupid. Love and peace or else? Or else what, you pussies? What are you going to do about it? Sing another crybaby song for your crybaby fans? Tough shit bitches, war kicks ass.
Can't you hippies just piss off and surrender somewhere quietly for once without singing a song about it?
"Tough shit bitches, war kicks ass."?? Sorry, but that's hilarious! :lol:
8. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - Crumbs From Your Table
This song is about how America and its wealthiest people don't do enough to help solve world hunger. The title suggests that crumbs from our table could help starving people in Africa. Bono indicts America for being hypocritical with these lines:
Would you deny for others
What you demand for yourself?
Bono could not be reached for comment as he was stepping off his private jet and into his limousine.
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LOL, that's some funny stuff. And I love U2.
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..the wall won get over it. :lol: :lol: I almost fell out of my chair after that one. I wasnt overly impressed with U2's latest album either but wow, that guy sure has a hate on for it.
Imagine a world before the "beginning was the word.”
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Holy shit was that hilarious!! That guy has some anger issues - too funny! :lol: :lol:
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6. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - All Because Of You
This is the one song on the album that U2's arrogant fans can't come to a consensus about. Some believe it's a song about life, some death, and others God. One thing I think everyone can agree on is: nobody cares.
10. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - Original Of The Species
This song was supposedly written about the daughter of guitarist "The Edge." Yeah, that's his nickname: The Edge. I used to think names like "The Edge" or "Spike" were cool, but then I turned 12.
The only way I could ever respect him is if he shouted some stupid catch phrase before every concert like "WATCH OUT! THE EDGE WILL CUT YOU!" That might almost be stupid enough to be cool again with the dumbass hipster crowd, until the next stupid trend shows up at Hot Topic for you to oversaturate and ruin.
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Funny stuff. "THE EDGE WILL CUT YOU!" HAHAHAHAHAH.......
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Good call on Crumbs From Your Table. Yes, Bono is indicting America for doing nothing about world poverty. And yes, it is very hypocritical. He may be the self-appointed "Saviour of the Third World", but he's still a multi-millionnaire and, undoubtedly, he keeps most of his own money.
Jeff
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