[hmmm]

It's full of all them little bones... HAHA

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters


BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

[senschic]

hock: oh my he better be more careful next time lol a chickens neck never thought someone could make that mistake...

[CanuckCourage]

hock: oh my he better be more careful next time lol a chickens neck never thought someone could make that mistake...

No need to be worried, he wont have the opportunity to make that mistake twice, although he better be carefull the next time he goes picking plums...

Seriously, you have to think he might have been on a "date" with this chicken. I mean, I know the similarities are very striking, as both a chickens neck and a male penis have beaks and feathers.. Either this story is B.S., or the guy cut it off some other way he doesn't want disclosed, but to mistake your best friend for a chickens neck is seemingly impossible. :what

[grooveless touque]

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

As long as we're accepting the principles of Darwinism, this guy will never be out of danger. Survival of the fittest and elimination of the slowest, laziest and DUMBEST has been thwarted by medical science!!

[K-Town Lassie]

All I can say is....

Man, that had to hurt!

:lol:

[lord brazle]

Either this story is B.S., or the guy cut it off some other way he doesn't want disclosed, but to mistake your best friend for a chickens neck is seemingly impossible. :what

I totally agree.

1. Didn't he feel it when he grabbed onto it? I mean, every man knows his "best friend" from everything else in the world.

2. What was it doing out of his pants? Possibly supporting the "date with the chicken" theory.

3. And the dog ran over and ate it? He's cutting up chicken, presumably, and as soon as the sausage flops the dog picks his moment? I'd fight an army of 50-foot cyborg-grizzly-bears if it meant to insure the well-being and security of my "best friend"!

[tigerthelion]

Either this story is B.S., or the guy cut it off some other way he doesn't want disclosed, but to mistake your best friend for a chickens neck is seemingly impossible. :what

I totally agree.

1. Didn't he feel it when he grabbed onto it? I mean, every man knows his "best friend" from everything else in the world.

2. What was it doing out of his pants? Possibly supporting the "date with the chicken" theory.

3. And the dog ran over and ate it? He's cutting up chicken, presumably, and as soon as the sausage flops the dog picks his moment? I'd fight an army of 50-foot cyborg-grizzly-bears if it meant to insure the well-being and security of my "best friend"!

Army of 50-foot cyborb-grizzly-bears!~ Yep, most men would go to any length to ensure the safety of their "best friend".

[CanuckCourage]

:lol: Yeah , I think it would be a fight to the death.