02-18-2008, 06:57 PM
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Eye gazing dating. Give it a try and look deep into my eyes! What if the person has bloodshot eyes! Do you still have to sit there for the remaining 1 minutes and 59 seconds? Again, this is why the terrorists hate us. This would freak me out. True, some ppl who are single reach a point where they will try anything and this is not free of course. What would be going through your mind "Do I look like a freak, am I boring you? Can we please just talk, did I just blink? Are you barking mad? Do you have a chainsaw? What should I be thinking about? I don't want a serial killer? I hope you don't think that I am a serial killer." *ding* Oh, got to move on, " Hi, how are you, ooop, sorry, not allowed to talk, bet you think I'm an idiot, this could be love, yes... this could be love." *ding* ooop... It's like whenever there is a moment of silence and you stand there thinking about what you are supposed to think about and you end up not thinking about anything. Let's bring back laughing parties.
Eye gazing dating. Give it a try and look deep into my eyes! What if the person has bloodshot eyes! Do you still have to sit there for the remaining 1 minutes and 59 seconds? Again, this is why the terrorists hate us. This would freak me out. True, some ppl who are single reach a point where they will try anything and this is not free of course. What would be going through your mind "Do I look like a freak, am I boring you? Can we please just talk, did I just blink? Are you barking mad? Do you have a chainsaw? What should I be thinking about? I don't want a serial killer? I hope you don't think that I am a serial killer." *ding* Oh, got to move on, " Hi, how are you, ooop, sorry, not allowed to talk, bet you think I'm an idiot, this could be love, yes... this could be love." *ding* ooop... It's like whenever there is a moment of silence and you stand there thinking about what you are supposed to think about and you end up not thinking about anything. Let's bring back laughing parties.

