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Hi, I'm Brian. Ask me anything. - Stephen Dame - 09-14-2005



Hello fans of The Tragically Hip.

My name is Brian and it's my honour to be speaking with you this fine day. Please feel free to ask me anything. Be it about politics, history, art, or anything on your fair and wonderous minds. Don't be scared...

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- direwolf74 - 09-14-2005

If you're driving in a car at the speed of light, and you turn your lights on...would they do anything?

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- Stephen Dame - 09-14-2005

direwolf74 Wrote:If you're driving in a car at the speed of light, and you turn your lights on...would they do anything?

Well, direwolf74, since I developed and maintained most of the research on which astro-physics are based, and since you're such an obvious f****** coward and weakling, I'll keep this nice and simple for you: No.

And P.S. Jr, wondering about that kinda sh** aint gunna get you laid.

Now fix me a scotch.

Next.

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- mrlayance - 09-14-2005

Why is your son such a tool?

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- maguire - 09-14-2005

If a train traveled 75 km an hour and the station was 5000 km way how long would it take another train traveling 40 km with 4000 km to meet this train.

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- Tthip - 09-14-2005

What have you been doing since Frasier ended?

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- ron - 09-14-2005

if a man in a forest does something wrong and there isn't a women around is he still wrong?

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- cferneyh - 09-14-2005

mrlayance Wrote:Why is your son such a tool?

Along that thought process, have you ever considered admitting to the world that despite how much he looks like you, he was actually adopted?

Also, could I have some of your money?

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- Stephen Dame - 09-14-2005

mrlayance Wrote:Why is your son such a tool?

Ya know, it's funny you use the word "tool," since I am quite the genetic jackhammer, pal. I mean, while everybody else was out taking the training wheels off their bikes... I was pounding gin and tonics and getting a little, as we say in French: "filthy f***** dirty," with Miss You-Name-It.

As for Ben, anyone who emerges from these: the most firey loins in Westmount; is destined for great things. Margaret Thatcher herself couldn't keep her panties on if Ben walked in the room. I mean, God Dammit, he's good looking.

Don't get your pecker in a bunch just cause yer jealous.

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- Lizard King - 09-14-2005

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldnt eat it?

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- Stephen Dame - 09-14-2005

maguire Wrote:If a train traveled 75 km an hour and the station was 5000 km way how long would it take another train traveling 40 km with 4000 km to meet this train.

Listen, just cause I'm a better PM than that drunken Scott who built the railway, don't mean I give two rats asses about train schedules.

So to answer your question: I don't know cheif... but neither would that jack off Trudeau.

Besides. I've got a private jet. Trains are for women and dips****, like Clark.

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- Stephen Dame - 09-14-2005

Tthip Wrote:What have you been doing since Frasier ended?

I been smacking yer sister around, that's what.

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- Stephen Dame - 09-14-2005

ron Wrote:if a man in a forest does something wrong and there isn't a women around is he still wrong?

Son of a bitch. Ya got me on that one. You wanna be ambassador to some place?

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- Stephen Dame - 09-14-2005

cferneyh Wrote:

mrlayance Wrote:Why is your son such a tool?

Along that thought process, have you ever considered admitting to the world that despite how much he looks like you, he was actually adopted?

Also, could I have some of your money?

Let me explain something to you. If I hadn't been so busy single handedly ending communism and apartheid, there'd be a whole lot more little Ben's running around... just ask yer mother.

Here's some advice son: If you invest your money, it's like a typical broad: It'll make ya feel good for a while, and then it'll expand by 30%.

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- Stephen Dame - 09-14-2005

LizardKing51 Wrote:Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldnt eat it?

Who am I, Reagan? F*** off.

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