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What's Your Pornstar Name - cochise - 04-06-2005

Hey all, the "Meaningless Middle Name" thread reminded me of an old joke. They say if you were to become a porn star and needed a new name you chose it by using your first pet as your first name and your mother's maiden name as your last.

That would make me,

Sport Howes

"..................ranks right up there woth Dirk Diggler if you ask me! I can almost hear the Bass guitar behind me........

so what is everyone elses?

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- opiated - 04-06-2005

i always thought it was your pet, and your first street you lived on...

gus sherlock would be my pet/street name

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- jen - 04-06-2005

We did something similiar to this awhile ago...there is a link on the attached thread that helps you with your 'porn' name, enjoy!

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- Lizard King - 04-06-2005

I used that link from the old thread....just call me

Peter Hammer


:lol:

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- LaminarFlow - 04-06-2005

Frazzle Licata

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- VioletlightHeron - 04-06-2005

LaminarFlow Wrote:Frazzle Licata

sounds like a name a spagehtti Western/Italian porn star actor would use! :lol: Mine would be more shameful, however, since most of the pets our family has had were female. If memory serves my porn name would be Kissy Ki-Ki Spriggs! :mrgreen:

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- thipfan73 - 04-06-2005

Scooby Corron

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- j-monster - 04-06-2005

Flash Groulx... yeah, baby, you know you WAAAANT it! :lol:

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- scottykarate - 04-07-2005

Throbbing Erection...

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- nutsac78 - 04-07-2005

Bone Samples

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- BulletRiddled - 04-07-2005

Buddy Mowat

I sound like a gay scottish fetish porn star...

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- KittieKatFish - 04-08-2005

Mr. Oak hock:

(Please note: I am willing to trade with any male who has a feminine “porn name”.)

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- jen - 04-08-2005

KittieKatFish Wrote:Mr. Oak hock:

(Please note: I am willing to trade with any male who has a feminine “porn name”.)

Are you taking that name from that porn site link? If so, I believe you can choose your gender before it gives you a name, that may help with your gender name crisis :lol: :wink:

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- willthenurse - 04-08-2005

I used the old link...it generate a kinda embarasing one...

Bobby Bends...now if that aint a gay porn star.... :oops:

haha

my pet name/mother maiden name

Teddy Thomas (Grrrr!)

~Will

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- VioletlightHeron - 04-08-2005

KittieKatFish Wrote:Mr. Oak hock:

(Please note: I am willing to trade with any male who has a feminine “porn name”.)

I would willingly change names :mrgreen:

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