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Post a question that you can't answer - dyersbay - 02-08-2004

O.k. so we all have these right? Here's one of mine...What the hell is with Donald Trumps hair?? I mean dosn't he know that it looks really bad? My god all of that money and walking around with hair like that! :lol: :lol:

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- grooveless touque - 02-08-2004

You want to talk rich hair, how about Bill "If I'm worth a hundred billion dollars, why do I insist on getting my hair cut at the Barber College Dropout Bargain Basement?" Gates!!

Maybe he just became so rich by saving money cutting his own hair without a mirror...

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- Summiteer - 02-08-2004

Ahoy,I got a doooozy, ok I smoke cigarettes, and what happens is when I go to the back of the hospital to smoke,I'll casually flip my smoke into the snow on the ground when I'm done with it,but the strange thing is when I do this it sticks straight up in the snow cratch: with the cherry(top end) sticking straight up!For 3 nights in a row this hapened!! It just struck me as wierd becuase usually it'll land some other way never straight up,and not on 3 consectutive nights. this was a bout a week ago,the 4th night it didn't do that. So today I'm having a puff in the front of the hospital this time and same thing,I cusually drop my smoke on the cement this time and bam the dam thing stands straight up agian hock: and I'm just dropping/tossing the thing about 2 feet in front of me.To me this seems weird,not sure if it can be answered but thought I'd trow it out there.I kinda think the snow will kinda grab the thing and hold it like that but to happen on flat ass cement? come on.......fuggedaboutit 8)

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- Kim - 02-08-2004

:lol: Summit, you crack me up.

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- dyersbay - 02-09-2004

Now see that is quite weird Summit. That has never happened to me. Or maybe I have never noticed. Great story none the less! :lol: :thumb:

O.k. here's another one. Why do children have to die?

I'll just add that I am also very bored....very very very bored!

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- dyersbay - 02-09-2004

grooveless touque Wrote:You want to talk rich hair, how about Bill "If I'm worth a hundred billion dollars, why do I insist on getting my hair cut at the Barber College Dropout Bargain Basement?" Gates!!

Maybe he just became so rich by saving money cutting his own hair without a mirror...

:lol: :lol: Yes I think your on to something here. It's like the super rich men MUST have bad hair or something. It's maybe somekind of rule they came up with together. Because here's another of the super rich, Ted Turner. I believe this is a comb over. Comeon now I know that you can get a hair transplant for about $5000.

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Get Free Holiday smileys for your email - HIPpyLettuce - 02-10-2004

Summit, as a smoker and junior (very junior) astronnomer, I've heard that on a certain day during the year something narrow, (can't remember the specific item though) will stand on end (maybe a needle or something similar) because on that night it is the closest that the Moon will come to Earth. So, being a full moon recently maybe the Moon's gravitational pull was strong enough to attract the buring red hot cherry of the cigarrette and thus, make it land butt down. Also compounding the effect of the large moonical gravitational field, is the fact that hot air rises, although minute, the cigarrette by nature would in fact be destined to land butt down given enough time for the hotter cherry end to rise upwards away from the Earth's own gravity center. And let us not forget that denser and heavier objects are affected by gravity in a stronger way, again minute BUT none the less adding to the two forces already pulling that red hot cherry towards the celestial heavens! oh, and if you by chance are quite a slobbery person your smoke would have likely been drooled on a bit making the butt heavier (slobber is heavy shit!) AND colder (slobber would cool as air rushed past it)

As well, a geomagnetic storm may have passed through this end of the Milky Way and consequently rearranged the vibration order of the Moon's molecules, in turn, causing the Moon's gravitational pull to be amplified by 2.396542978238274 times! Or 2.396542978238273 times, I can't recall at the moment.

Things that make ya go hmmm.....

Or maybe if your ass is a bit sore, you may have recently frequented a Country & Western orientated drinking establishment and accidentally sat down upon a horseshoe..

again, hmmm....


I think I have too much time on my hands :?

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- Summiteer - 02-10-2004

Thanx Hippy :lol: You made my night :thumb: You've got an interesting theory :lol: and it has some merit.........

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