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- Kim - 06-11-2003

Quote:How right you are Kim , I was suffering from the prolonged effects of the flu , clearly clouding my judgement were the hallucinations . What I meant to say was this :

My dear Kim though my thoughts of you are formed with the purest intent , my mind is ravaged the mere thought of a life without you or Storm .The pain of choosing would rip my heart in half and leave me a broken man , a life in purgatory would be a welcome break to this torment .Storm... You bring thunder into a life of whispers , your light shatters shadows of the heart never penetrated by the purest soul . and Kim... The absence of a smile that would make a cherub blush ,causes me to cast fatefull glances on a world skewed by loss. Your Eyes not only peer into my soul , but rather ..define it .

For this sin of wanting I am left with an eternity of damnation , for love pierces all realms .

Yours Truly

Mark

....Hmmm... boy offends girl, girl gets mad, boy tries to charm his way back in and expects everything to be just hunky dory.. where have I heard that before?? Confused

cratch: It sure does sound familliar.......

< after 2 minutes of deep pondering>

I've decided that I don't care! It worked!! I forgive you :wink:

Just don't expect to get off this easy a next time.... [Image: 4boink.gif]

- CanuckCourage - 06-11-2003

Phew ! Peace is restored and the birds are singing .Close one eh Beat ? :lol:

- Beat - 06-12-2003

Oh yeah.....I'm shakin' still Wink

- jen - 06-12-2003

This is truly one of the best threads ever!!! To think it started out as a "Hello' thread.... :lol:

- mrlayance - 06-12-2003

What happened to this thread, last time I read it you where talking about DMB Confused

cratch:

- jen - 06-12-2003

DMB found itself being irrelevant in this battle. More important issues needed to be dealt with here. We needed to see who was the strongest in the end, and it certainly wasn't Dave and the boys :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

- Kim - 06-12-2003

Just having some innocent fun Lance.... Big Grin

Did we ever find out who was the strongest Jen? I think its 1-0 for the girls here Big Grin

- mrlayance - 06-12-2003

Kim Wrote:Just having some innocent fun Lance....

Did we ever find out who was the strongest Jen? I think its 1-0 for the girls here

GO Girls!

- jen - 06-12-2003

Kim, I think that the boys called a truce and just realized that they are putty in the hands of the women :wink: At least that is how it seemed to me :lol: :lol: :lol:

- Beat - 06-12-2003

And Jen has the correct answer.......we're weak Cry

:wink:

- mrlayance - 06-12-2003

Beat Wrote:And Jen has the correct answer.......we're weak :wink:

But we can open jars :thumb:
We are still needed for something...

- Kim - 06-12-2003

Quote:But we can open jars
We are still needed for something...

"Must open jar. Am man. Open jar"

I beg to differ on that one Lance..... Big Grin

For the girls, opening a jar:

*You can either tap the edge of the lid, this should remove the vacuum and the jar will open.
*Or another way is by taking the end of a fork or knife, clench it between the lid and the jar and move it upwards.. you'll hear a "pop" sound and the lid should open.
*Or hit the edge of the jar with the edge of a cutlery knife all the way around. It will open easily.

Should all else fail, try eating more spinach :wink:

- jen - 06-12-2003

I sense another battle coming on, this time with Lance involved :wink:

- CanuckCourage - 06-12-2003

Against my better judgement , i'll weigh in . Let's see how far I can jam my foot down my mouth . I see some groveling and begging for forgivness in my future . Cry

I can't help it "Am Man ,Drink Beer ,Watch Hockey, Want Sex ,Put Foot In Mouth "

Lance is right , we are the jar opening Kings , dare I say , even Gods .

Myth VS Reality

Myth - Girls can open jars (this includes Ketchup,Mustard,Mayonaisse,Pickle,Olive,Jam,Peanut Butter,Spaghetti Sauce...Etc.)

Reality - Girlfriend says : "Owww , damn I just chipped my nail trying to open this jar , honey can you open this please ? " I say : "Yes dear let me get that for you , mmmm you smell nice ." (This is clear and undeniable proof that girls can't open jars.)(I think it's a genetic deficiency thing , Scientifically Proven , I Swear!)

Lance , Beat back me up on this one . (fingers crossed behind back)

When it comes to women I am weak , but not so weak as to not be able to jam my foot down my throat . :lol: ( I don't even need women to jam my foot down my throat - I am a Multi-tasker , I can simultaniously put my foot in my mouth in several topics at the same time !)Whoaa , I feel nauseous , I think another bout of the flu and some wicked hallucinations are manifesting themselves . :lol:

- mrlayance - 06-12-2003

CanuckCourage Wrote:Against my better judgement , i'll weigh in . Let's see how far I can jam my foot down my mouth . I see some groveling and begging for forgivness in my future . I can't help it "Am Man ,Drink Beer ,Watch Hockey, Want Sex ,Put Foot In Mouth "

Lance is right , we are the jar opening Kings , dare I say , even Gods .

Myth VS Reality

Myth - Girls can open jars (this includes Ketchup,Mustard,Mayonaisse,Pickle,Olive,Jam,Peanut Butter,Spaghetti Sauce...Etc.)

Reality - Girlfriend says : "Owww , damn I just chipped my nail trying to open this jar , honey can you open this please ? " I say : "Yes dear let me get that for you , mmmm you smell nice ." (This is clear and undeniable proof that girls can't open jars.)(I think it's a genetic deficiency thing , Scientifically Proven , I Swear!)

Lance , Beat back me up on this one . (fingers crossed behind back)

When it comes to women I am weak , but not so weak as to not be able to jam my foot down my throat . :lol: ( I don't even need women to jam my foot down my throat - I am a Multi-tasker , I can simultaniously put my foot in my mouth in several topics at the same time !)Whoaa , I feel nauseous , I think another bout of the flu and some wicked hallucinations are manifesting themselves . :lol:

That is write so many ways... I would write more about this but I need some sleep... I will continue this tomorrow.