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visit his site, help the poor guy out.
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So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid.
Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The whole story, however, is far more
interesting than just the lack of sex.

When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I
would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to
wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special
with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our
wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping
with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years
I haven't really been able to bring myself to start dating again as
the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man,
the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too
much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with on of my very hot (but
also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors
to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my
"problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her
personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.

So this site is my attempt to get to 5 million hits in 30 days. The
site started on May 1st, 2006, so I have 22 days left to make the bet,
and so far, the total number of visitors is: 2259745

Thanks for your help - please tell a friend about this site and help
me finally get laid. Together we can make this happen!

Its the best spam ive seen

Very similar to another recent one involving a bet with the girlfriend ... if his site can get three million hits, she agrees to a threesome.

The difference is, this guy is selling T-shirts....

skippy the wonder dog Wrote:Very similar to another recent one involving a bet with the girlfriend ... if his site can get three million hits, she agrees to a threesome.

The difference is, this guy is selling T-shirts....

You're right,, this is a copy cat, here's the original

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Lynette

Hilarious!

He doesn't come off desperate at all...

All I can say is, thank God I'm not that guy. The lad claims he's from Toronto -- now, I'm sure I'm not alone on this, but I can't guarentee that if I see him on the street downtown one night, while intoxicated, I wouldn't make fun of him; hell, I probably would without a couple of pops in the system. And I'm a good guy usually, just still, there's something inside me that wants to point and laugh.

However, credit due to these boys. They've finally figured out a way for less attractive dudes to get laid by doing the least ammount of work possible (without resorting to lavalife or prostitution)

Cheers,

Pat

So with this scheme apparently working... why don't we come up with some scheme of our own and see what kind of money we can make?

I've got bandwidth and server space to burn, so let's get the ideas rolling.

chris Wrote:So with this scheme apparently working... why don't we come up with some scheme of our own and see what kind of money we can make?

I've got bandwidth and server space to burn, so let's get the ideas rolling.

Hmm, how about a deal with the Hip that we get them 3 million unique hits on their website within a month and they'll play a free show for Hipbasers? A man can dream.. :mrgreen:

From today's Toronto Sun, which featured the ever so classy "eLay" frontpage...

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Cheers,

Pat

You know what the moral of this story is, don't you?

Deciding to remain a virgin until marriage gets you front page humiliation and, if you can earn it, sympathy sex.

And you can sell a lot of T-shirts along the way.

From the site....

Over the past few days, people have raised several questions about the website avirginsplea.com. I feel it is both my moral and ethical obligation at this point to spare my friend Geoff from any further personal embarrassment.

The site was a viral marketing experiment that got far too out of hand. Geoff was nothing more than a name and a photo - the story and website were created by me and all media were performed by myself.

I apologize to the people of Toronto and everyone from around the world who saw our site. We did not expect this idea to go so far, and the real connections so many of the visitors to the site made to "Geoff's" story has made this experience especially difficult.

Matthew

Quote:The Story of this Website:
Over the past few days, people have raised several questions about the website avirginsplea.com. I feel it is both my moral and ethical obligation at this point to spare my friend Geoff from any further personal embarrassment.

The site was a viral marketing experiment that got far too out of hand. Geoff was nothing more than a name and a photo - the story and website were created by me and all media were performed by myself.

I apologize to the people of Toronto and everyone from around the world who saw our site. We did not expect this idea to go so far, and the real connections so many of the visitors to the site made to "Geoff's" story has made this experience especially difficult.

Matthew

http://www.avirginsplea.com/

Oy. Am I the only one who automatically is reminded of this...

"When the town's people realize this was a hoax Bart, they're going to want to kill you"