Scary? A
squirrel?
I'll give you "chaotic" or "unsettling"....
Sounds like some of you "men" need some testosterone supplements.
My cat startled us the other night with one of those weird cat howls. I went to investigate thinking the cellar door was closed and she couldn;t pinch it any longer...when actually she had gotten herself a mouse. This was her first kill in the 8 years we have had her. I always figured that we either we have a rodent free house or she is too lazy to care. She was so proud of herself.
The Horrible Esthete Wrote:Scary? A squirrel?
I'll give you "chaotic" or "unsettling"....
Sounds like some of you "men" need some testosterone supplements.
"Did you catch last weeks Bears game? Helluva game"
Hey, I actually like rats. They're smart you know... and big. Yeah they're insanely dirty and carriers for dozens of communicable diseases, but you know, I like em. lol
this carriers of dozens diseases post was set up too well.
I'm just going to awkwardly and slowly back up, and let someone else say the pending joke.
You know, I once knew an officer who was terrified of raccoons, which of course are food-hounds and will find and eat any food left out in short order.
So as a gag, someone in his troop waited for him to fall asleep and then put crackers and peanut butter on and around his sleeping bag. He was awakened in the middle of the night by an unusual pressure on his chest, and as he told it, opened his eyes to see a raccoon staring lovingly back at him, holding a cracker.
Same guy was afraid of snakes, but that's another story....
I always made a habit of stuffing my socks in the top of my boots at night, ever since I saw a guy put on a boot that was occupied by an irate and toothy mouse. Not a pleasant way to start the morning....
I wouldn't mind a squirrel or racoon, they're big and require instant action. It's not like the subtle mind-fuck that is something crawling around in your walls.
Dame if you really want to rid yourself of this pest, just poison the thing. Put some cheese or food in the fuse box or wherever, and lace it with rat poison.
And then you will sadly end up with the lack of scratching, but increase of 'dead thing smell in wall'
Rats are only as dirty as their environment, same as people, and as has been said make good pets.
Personally I will stick to the goldfish though :-)
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Stephen Dame Wrote:I wouldn't mind a squirrel or racoon, they're big and require instant action. It's not like the subtle mind-f**k that is something crawling around in your walls.
You better believe it. I got this email from a friend the other day:
"You know, I think I have a problem with my new apartment. I keep hearing this heavy breathing.
At first, I thought it was just my imagination and put it down to cocaine paranoia. But I was hearing it more and more and it was really starting to get to me.
Then the other day, I was working on the fusebox when I heard it again. I wasn't watching where my tail was and I guess I let it flop out of the gap in the door 'cos suddenly I heard this girlish shrieking.
I turned around and I caught a flash of this dude with a parliamentary ID.
GROSS.
Guess I'm gonna have to move."
:lol:
That's fucking hilarious.
Decon works better because the little rodents go outside looking for water because the poison literally sucks them dry...have a nice dinner everyone- thirsty?
Unless you catch it standing infront of your fridge drinking from the carton.
That is the time to run out & forget the deposit...
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LizardKing51 Wrote:Dame if you really want to rid yourself of this pest, just poison the thing. Put some cheese or food in the fuse box or wherever, and lace it with rat poison.
Yeah, bought the stuff today. My concern now is pulling the corpse out and finding some pissed off family members. That, and the stuff does have an alluring smell... looks tasty too.
