Jenna, Thunder Bay is lovely this time of year.
Willing to break out the Credit Cards
Pat
The Horrible Esthete Wrote:6. The Plaintiff also suffered physiological complications resulting fro, the sudden redirection of bloodflow.
7. Furthermore, the Plaintiff suspects that he may have shat himself.
Please put in a warning when writing stuff that is laugh out loud funny, as I nearly woke the baby over here!!
And Jenna, I have permission to take on an affair with anyone who is handy at housework and childcare. So if you could send a short application about how you wouldn't flush my kids heads down the toilet that you can't be arsed to clean, then I will put it to the wife.
If you are lucky, you could be lining yourself up for the most average 36.5 seconds of fun a guy can produce this side of the Atlantic ;-)
D
The Horrible Esthete Wrote:[b]
9. WHEREFORE, the Plaintiff demands judgement against the Defendant in an amount exceeding the jurisdictional requirements of this Forum, including dinner-for-two over finely-brewed lagers and/or ales, as a precursor to a live performance of The Tragically Hip as ascribed by the Plaintiff.
I think I can live with that settlement. My people will contact your people.
-Jenna
I just called the wife & she said to tell you to name your price. So...name your price! No lengthy legal mumbo-jumbo here. Just make me die happy and the two of you get everything!
scottitude Wrote:I just called the wife & she said to tell you to name your price. So...name your price! No lengthy legal mumbo-jumbo here. Just make me die happy and the two of you get everything!
"Name your price" to "Make me die happy"?
Lemme get this straight: you'll....
pay her....to
kill you ...and then she...
gets half your stuff?
That's quite a deal, Jenna. I'd take it.
This Thread started off funny with Jenna's original post..but now it's starting to get too real..and creapy.
Are you a slave? Can I buy you?
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That guy made me laugh when i first looked at the site
beanmedic Wrote:Are you a slave? Can I buy you?
Borat Sagliev...the 5th most popular man in Kazakstan!!! Borat's skits are some of the funniest shit you will ever see...EVER!!!
RG
robert goulet Wrote:beanmedic Wrote:Are you a slave? Can I buy you?
Borat Sagliev...the 5th most popular man in Kazakstan!!! Borat's skits are some of the funniest shit you will ever see...EVER!!!
RG
Indeed. :thumb: There's nothing like showing strangers at a race park photos and telling them it is your wife....then asking them if they find her hot........good stuff.
ha this is funny! Well Jenna you are a good looking women for sure. But I have not doubt that if you just had a bad experience it will work out for you. Im probably too old for you (31) not to mention I’m married D'oh! But as of 1 1/2 ago I was heart broken and down.....then all of a sudden I found my wife. As it turns out we shared a shore house in Avalon NJ and I had never gone down because I was so broken that I just wanted to be miserable. Things happen for a reason, but I have seen pictures of you and you are very attractive. Sorry my post seems serious to a really funny thread. Not to mention The Horrible Esthete post was classic
Hey also, any chance of getting that song? *wink wink*
I appreciate the pep talk.
and yes, I can send along The New Maybe when I get home this afternoon.
-Jenna