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Wolf Blitzer: So now, at this hour, what we can tell you is the pope is gravely ill and is expected to die soon. His condition has been worsening and it is still, as far as we know, very grave. And as this pope lies in his papal apartment in what we only know is a very grave condition, many people are wondering just how grave that is. And at this hour we can only tell you, the pope is gravely ill. I'm going to go to our chief medical correspondent, Doctor Sanjay Gupta, for a medical perspective. Sanjay?

Sanjay Gupta: Well, medically speaking, Wolf, his condition is very grave. Very grave indeed. We know that his blood pressure has dropped and that his breathing is laboured. And he is said to be in septic shock. So medically speaking, his condition is very grave, and he will probably die soon.

WB: Thank you, Sanjay. So there you have it: the pope's condition is now very grave. And he may die soon. Joining us now from Rome is Christiane Amanpour with an update. Christiane?

Christiane Amanpour: At this time, we know, as all the faithful gathered here in Rome know, that the pope's condition is very grave. And we all know, or suspect, that he may die soon. His condition has been worsening, the Vatican has said his blood pressure is dropping and his breathing is laboured. And so the pope's condition is very grave.

WB: Thank you, Christiane. So again, we know that the pope's condition is very grave, and we can't really tell you anything beyond that.

SG: We can't tell you anything beyond that, but his condition, yes, his condition is very grave.

WB: Just a moment, Sanjay, Christiane has a breaking report.

CA: Yes, Wolf, what we can tell you now is that the Vatican has announced that the pope is having difficulty breathing. And this can only mean what we have feared: his condition is very grave, very grave indeed.

WB: So now we know that the pope's condition is very grave. Sanjay, can you give us a medical perspective on that report?

SG: Yes, Wolf. We know that medically speaking, when you are having trouble breathing, it is often difficult to breathe. And this is a very grave problem. So we can say that the pope's condition is very grave.

WB: Thank you, Sanjay. So in medical terms, the pope's condition is very grave, and we still can't tell you anything beyond that. But we will continue to tell you nothing until something happens.
Yeah I noticed that too. I was watching some of CNN today and felt like their coverage of the Pope is like a "play-by-play." Especially with the changing headings at the bottom of the screen like 'Pope's breathing becoming more shallow' or 'circulatory and kidney functions deteriorating.' Seems disrespectful to me. I am surprised we haven't heard of his last bowel movement yet... or maybe that will be breaking news sometime tonight. It's like they're all their watching and waiting for him to die. Very unsettling.
Just one of the many reasons newspaper will never die. The 24 hour news cycle doesn't provide 24 hours worth of material.

At first, you were stuck rehashing what you said 30 minutes ago. Nowadays, in the era of "continuing coverage of this live event!" you have no choice but to repeat what you said 30 seconds ago.

As always, nobody says it better than The Simpsons:

Kent Brockman: "We are still live in the channel six chopper hovering over the Simpson house. Please Join us for our ongoing wrap-up of events, each hour on the hour, which will include footage of Marge Simpson taking out the garbage... which may or may not have been molested. We can't be sure, but we'll stay right here until we are!"
skippy the wonder dog Wrote:Wolf Blitzer: So now, at this hour, what we can tell you is the pope is gravely ill and is expected to die soon. His condition has been worsening and it is still, as far as we know, very grave. And as this pope lies in his papal apartment in what we only know is a very grave condition, many people are wondering just how grave that is. And at this hour we can only tell you, the pope is gravely ill. I'm going to go to our chief medical correspondent, Doctor Sanjay Gupta, for a medical perspective. Sanjay?

Sanjay Gupta: Well, medically speaking, Wolf, his condition is very grave. Very grave indeed. We know that his blood pressure has dropped and that his breathing is laboured. And he is said to be in septic shock. So medically speaking, his condition is very grave, and he will probably die soon.

WB: Thank you, Sanjay. So there you have it: the pope's condition is now very grave. And he may die soon. Joining us now from Rome is Christiane Amanpour with an update. Christiane?

Christiane Amanpour: At this time, we know, as all the faithful gathered here in Rome know, that the pope's condition is very grave. And we all know, or suspect, that he may die soon. His condition has been worsening, the Vatican has said his blood pressure is dropping and his breathing is laboured. And so the pope's condition is very grave.

WB: Thank you, Christiane. So again, we know that the pope's condition is very grave, and we can't really tell you anything beyond that.

SG: We can't tell you anything beyond that, but his condition, yes, his condition is very grave.

WB: Just a moment, Sanjay, Christiane has a breaking report.

CA: Yes, Wolf, what we can tell you now is that the Vatican has announced that the pope is having difficulty breathing. And this can only mean what we have feared: his condition is very grave, very grave indeed.

WB: So now we know that the pope's condition is very grave. Sanjay, can you give us a medical perspective on that report?

SG: Yes, Wolf. We know that medically speaking, when you are having trouble breathing, it is often difficult to breathe. And this is a very grave problem. So we can say that the pope's condition is very grave.

WB: Thank you, Sanjay. So in medical terms, the pope's condition is very grave, and we still can't tell you anything beyond that. But we will continue to tell you nothing until something happens.

Yup. That about sums it up.
You know those S.O.B.s already have a memorial sequence, theme song and series of graphics made up for when the Pope does pass on. A pack of dogs waiting for a chunk of meat to fall to them is what comes to mind with the unsavoury lot at CNN.
Today The Globe and Mail put in a 13 page obituary on the Pope and he isn't even dead. All about selling the newspapers and not about the person. Sad, and truly pathetic.

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highlander Wrote:Today The Globe and Mail but in a 13 page obituary on the Pope and he isn't even dead. All about selling the newspapers and not about the person. Sad, and truly pathetic.

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This brings to mind Mark Twain's practical joke of passing around a rumor of his demise and having the New York Times jump on it and print his obituary..some things never seem to change :roll: