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I got this from the MSN website and I was reading old posts and came across a thing you guys were having over Tara Reid...she's a dirty slut/she's hot/dirty slut/hot. I thought you might get a good laugh out of this too.


January 27th, 2005

Tara Reid has launched another salvo in her valiant campaign to rehabilitate her table-dancing, wild child image, with her latest PR efforts focusing on her heretofore-unknown high IQ.

"I am a very smart girl, and people don't realize that," the bare breast-brandishing starlet declares to the New York Post, which snarkily titles its article, "Look How Smart I Am!" "People think I am America's party girl, which is just stupid. I have done 24 movies and I am creating my own TV show."

Reid's demand for her intelligence to be publicly recognized comes ahead of the release of the video game-inspired horror flick "Alone in the Dark," in which she plays a genius scientist (hey, quit laughing) opposite Christian Slater.

"I think people are going to believe me in that character and see I am capable of diversity," she says of the role, which requires her to stretch her acting chops by donning nerdy glasses and wearing her hair in a tight bun.

As for the future, Tara, 29, hopes to one day settle down, perhaps with a gold, bald guy named Oscar. "It would be the ultimate dream for me to win an Academy Award, be in love and have kids," she says wistfully (come on, knock off the giggles). "Then I would say, 'Life is great! I have done everything I wanted.' I keep trying to get closer to that. I also think when that happens, people will finally leave me alone."

As you try to wrap your brains around how, exactly, an Oscar will help Reid achieve a life free from scrutiny, we should probably point out that her public relations makeover might be more successful if she just stayed home with a good book every now and then.

People magazine reports she was recently spied at the Manhattan hotspot Butter "walking a bit unsteadily." She reportedly piled into a booth with some pals and, when not snuggling up to an unnamed dark-haired man (she was most recently linked to hockey star Sergei Fedorov), had her companions in stitches every time she "dropped some food -- or her head -- onto the table."

...and of course it wouldn't be complete without...

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Wow, I never realized that she spoke.
I guess I was too busy staring.
go®d Wrote:"I am a very smart girl, and people don't realize that,"...."I have done 24 movies and I am creating my own TV show."

Is that all it takes to be "smart" nowadays? Shit...I better take some acting classes so I can become a member of Mensa someday.
o78 Wrote:
go®d Wrote:"I am a very smart girl, and people don't realize that,"...."I have done 24 movies and I am creating my own TV show."

Is that all it takes to be "smart" nowadays? Shit...I better take some acting classes so I can become a member of Mensa someday.

Hell, you don't even need acting classes... you think the type of movies Tara has been in require acting classes or learning her "craft"? Yeah, right! Just appear in the next "American Pie" type hit and you're a genius! :lol: