12-16-2004, 09:32 PM
12-16-2004, 09:56 PM
happy holidays to all and a safe and prosperous year in 2005
steven dame great job on the poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump
steven dame great job on the poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump :jump
12-16-2004, 10:05 PM
Dude,
That was amazing... Solid writing there, well done!
That was amazing... Solid writing there, well done!
12-16-2004, 11:48 PM
Great poem! Gets me in the Christmas (and Hip-mas!) spirit! :thumb:
I hope one day to be named in one of your poems, Stephen. Keep up the good work!
Merry Christmas all!
I hope one day to be named in one of your poems, Stephen. Keep up the good work!
Merry Christmas all!

12-18-2004, 11:20 PM
I was showing this to a friend earlier. He was blown away. He asked if anyone had forwarded it to the Hip. I hadn't thought about doing so, until now. Has anyone? We know Gord S. visits the HB, so he is probably familiar with some of the members names. Should we? Does anyone want to go ahead and do so? I would but I have no idea where I should forward it to. Any thoughts?
12-19-2004, 11:22 AM
dame, thats some talent you got there, that musta taken awhile to do. its killer though
12-19-2004, 02:22 PM
Well done Steve, very well done. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
12-19-2004, 04:37 PM
Awesome!
Happy Holidays eveyone... and make sure you have those stockings up early... I'm thinking of making my rounds on December 23.

Happy Holidays eveyone... and make sure you have those stockings up early... I'm thinking of making my rounds on December 23.

12-19-2004, 04:45 PM
Well,
Was about to have another sh*tty christmas, until I saw this! See you guys in Hamilton!
Mick
Was about to have another sh*tty christmas, until I saw this! See you guys in Hamilton!
Mick
12-19-2004, 05:22 PM
Very well done Dame!! Its too early (or late, depending upon the holiday you celebrate), but happy holidays everyone!
-Jenna
-Jenna
12-19-2004, 08:55 PM
Great poem and have a SAFE and Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!
See ya at the Hammer :jump
See ya at the Hammer :jump
12-23-2004, 11:02 AM
Hey folks, glad everybody got a kick out of this.
Well, winter has arrived here in the GTA, we received roughly 260cm of snow last night. I've been shoveling for 45 minutes... and, oh fantastic, the snow plow just went by. Gotta love Christmastime in Toronto.
Hope everybody is having a good one.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, See you in the Hammer.
Well, winter has arrived here in the GTA, we received roughly 260cm of snow last night. I've been shoveling for 45 minutes... and, oh fantastic, the snow plow just went by. Gotta love Christmastime in Toronto.
Hope everybody is having a good one.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, See you in the Hammer.
12-23-2004, 07:05 PM
That was the coolest and most hilarious X-mas poem I've ever read, Stephen.
Very very awesome of ya. :thumb:
I, too, got alotta snow; just spent my whole afternoon clearing the driveway.
Numb thighs and my right bicep is like jello.
Merry Christmas, my fellow Soldiers Of The Hip!
Very very awesome of ya. :thumb:
I, too, got alotta snow; just spent my whole afternoon clearing the driveway.
Numb thighs and my right bicep is like jello.
Merry Christmas, my fellow Soldiers Of The Hip!
12-23-2004, 08:03 PM
Stephen Dame Wrote:Well, winter has arrived here in the GTA, we received roughly 260cm of snow last night.
260 cm? That's 8 1/2 feet.
You musta been shoveling hard!

12-29-2004, 03:44 PM
The Horrible Esthete Wrote:Stephen Dame Wrote:Jenna was dressed in her school teacher best,
While Esthete had to keep Highway Girl 28 from flashing her breasts.
Something must have gotten screwed-up somewhere between your submittal of this manuscript and the publisher's first pressing, but I think this line was supposed to read:
Jenna was dressed in her school teacher best,
While Esthete paid Highway Girl 28 to flash him her breasts.
$50 may sound pretty steep for just a glimpse, but they were sooooo worth it!
:twisted:
OMG, how in the world did I become the flasher
hock:
hock: :lol: Good job, Dame 8) Very talented I must say!