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It wouldn't freak you out to see Bruce Willis being married to Lindsay Lohan?

Let's write up a script Brazle, pitch it to the boys.

grooveless touque Wrote:It wouldn't freak you out to see Bruce Willis being married to Lindsay Lohan?

It's Hollywood. Nobody freaks out in Hollywood.

grooveless touque Wrote:It wouldn't freak you out to see Bruce Willis being married to Lindsay Lohan?

I agree with LB. I'm not surprised about anything coming out of Hollywood!!!

It's payback for Demi and ashton.

lord brazle Wrote::lol: What an idea for a thread!

Okay, if Hollywood ever decided to do this movie, here's how it would run; the movie is about "The Tragically Hip", an international anti-terrorist group who are fashionable yet bad to the bone. Bruce Willis as Gord Downie, Colin Ferrell (with long hair) as Bobby Baker, Steven Seagal (minus 60 pounds of neck) as Johnny Fay, Ben Stiller as Gord Sinclair and, yes, Clint Eastwood as Paul Langois. It would center around them balancing their personal lives with their super-secret profession; assassinating would-be terrorsists, while still having time to gallivant around the city's nightlife in expensive suits.

It would have models who can't act worth shit as the love-interests and would end with Bruce Willis going mad because he couldn't diffuse the bomb that killed his wife Susan, played by Lindsay Lohan. Also, the comic relief; Ben Stiller going to the doctor about a problem with his neck.

It would make millions in the box-office and spawn lunchboxes and t-shirts but would be forgotten in 2 years.

LB... you forgot one important point: it would achieve the highest critial and commercial success in Canada, but be considered a cult movie about hockey in the US.

We should definitely write up a script for this, and then have various fans/Hipbasers scattered around the globe film their own parts and we'll stitch it together to create the ultimate Hip flick.