Sorry to take up forum space, but I just HAVE to meet a girl that loves the Hip... I'm a high school senior
Secondly, why are the avatar size limits so limited? Geez...
Attending Hip shows with my "Single and Looking" foam trucker hat has always worked for me.
Also this:
*lick finger, touch girl's shoulder with finger*
"Now then, let's get you out of those wet clothes shall we?"
Works like a charm each and every time, trust me, chicks dig it.
I just pretend to drop something then bend over and pick it up... slowly.
That usually has them fumbling at my zipper by the end of the night.
I also watch alot of chick-flicks and I read Cosmo... I call it... "reconnaissance"...
Although Brazle's plan is indeed foolproof, you can do what I did. Start dating a girl that really doesn't know The Hip, and then play it all the time until she loves them. Then propose, because that only happens once in a lifetime.
Jeff
Stephen Dame Wrote:Attending Hip shows with my "Single and Looking" foam trucker hat has always worked for me.
Also this:
*lick finger, touch girl's shoulder with finger*
"Now then, let's get you out of those wet clothes shall we?"
Works like a charm each and every time, trust me, chicks dig it.
...ummm, Stephen, I am no expert but I dont think that is true. I am sorry for doubting you, it just doesnt seem plausible. Don't get me wrong, I think you are a great guy. And I don't mean to paint you as a liar. But I just can't believe that.
I am sorry if I am wrong,
L. Pines
LoftyPines Wrote:Stephen Dame Wrote:Attending Hip shows with my "Single and Looking" foam trucker hat has always worked for me.
Also this:
*lick finger, touch girl's shoulder with finger*
"Now then, let's get you out of those wet clothes shall we?"
Works like a charm each and every time, trust me, chicks dig it.
...ummm, Stephen, I am no expert but I dont think that is true. I am sorry for doubting you, it just doesnt seem plausible. Don't get me wrong, I think you are a great guy. And I don't mean to paint you as a liar. But I just can't believe that.
I am sorry if I am wrong,
L. Pines
Yeah I got really scared when I read that :lol:
Try this one next time you are at a Hip concert:
"Do you work for Fedex? Because I swear you've been checking my package all night."
I read that in this month's Toro. A female snowboarder at Whistler claims a 10 year old used it on her. Must find and adopt said 10 year old.
cferneyh Wrote:Try this one next time you are at a Hip concert:
"Do you work for Fedex? Because I swear you've been checking my package all night."
I read that in this month's Toro. A female snowboarder at Whistler claims a 10 year old used it on her. Must find and adopt said 10 year old.
Yeah, that's one cool kid! He sounds like quite the mac daddy!
Stephen Dame Wrote:Attending Hip shows with my "Single and Looking" foam trucker hat has always worked for me.
Also this:
*lick finger, touch girl's shoulder with finger*
"Now then, let's get you out of those wet clothes shall we?"
Works like a charm each and every time, trust me, chicks dig it.
haha I will try that, thanks steve
loved your analysis about Nautical Disaster, an amazing song... read that somewhere
LoftyPines Wrote:Stephen Dame Wrote:Attending Hip shows with my "Single and Looking" foam trucker hat has always worked for me.
Also this:
*lick finger, touch girl's shoulder with finger*
"Now then, let's get you out of those wet clothes shall we?"
Works like a charm each and every time, trust me, chicks dig it.
...ummm, Stephen, I am no expert but I dont think that is true. I am sorry for doubting you, it just doesnt seem plausible. Don't get me wrong, I think you are a great guy. And I don't mean to paint you as a liar. But I just can't believe that.
I am sorry if I am wrong,
L. Pines
Busted. Damn... You're right. "Nice shoes... wanna screw?" is WAY more effective.
FighterAndLover also Wrote:Secondly, why are the avatar size limits so limited? Geez...
Because big avatars suck bandwidth, and destroy the flow of the pages on the site. And besides, why do you
want/need a bigger avatar than is currently allowed?
cratch:
fingernailsonhull Wrote:Although Brazle's plan is indeed foolproof, you can do what I did. Start dating a girl that really doesn't know The Hip, and then play it all the time until she loves them. Then propose, because that only happens once in a lifetime.
Jeff
You know,
Thats a really good plan actually,, thats what happened to Lance :wink:
-Lynette
hey about the avatar.. save it as a gif not a jpg to save space..
cferneyh Wrote:Try this one next time you are at a Hip concert:
"Do you work for Fedex? Because I swear you've been checking my package all night."
I read that in this month's Toro. A female snowboarder at Whistler claims a 10 year old used it on her. Must find and adopt said 10 year old.
Sorry to go a bit off topic here, I also saw that article in Toro. I was very impressed with the snowboarders themselves!!!!! :thumb:
Stephen Dame Wrote:Busted. Damn... You're right. "Nice shoes... wanna screw?" is WAY more effective.
How about "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Or else "Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"
But really- are there any young hip ladies out there?