Starring:
Johnny Knoxville
Stiffler
Jessica Simpson
I've got mixed feelings on this one; Dukes was a favourite of mine growing up, and I'm concerned this may ruin it. I like these "actors" but have we really run out of new ideas - how many more TV series turned movies will we have to endure?
As much as I like the show, I must say this movie will suck.
The only thing it has going for it is the Stiffmeister...
The cast looks like they're gonna make the flick out to be one big joke.
And Jessica Simpson?
Who is supposedly really smart but only pretending to be stupid on Newlyweds?!
That is bullshit.
She's your average jar of Ragu; 'rich and thick'.
But she is hot though.
I'd probably go watch it but I doubt very much it's gonna be any good.
Jessica Simpson in Dazy Dukes - come on - you gotta love it.
lord brazle Wrote:And Jessica Simpson?
Who is supposedly really smart but only pretending to be stupid on Newlyweds?!
That is bullshit.
She's your average jar of Ragu; 'rich and thick'.
But she is hot though.
Bang on. And she may be hot but there are THOUSANDS of better looking "actresses". Casting her is the producer saying: "We know this movie is going to suck, so what big name bimbo will be inexpensive and still bring in the 14 year old boys?"
They should have had the original guys in it atleast, remakes usually do suck.
Quote:She's your average jar of Ragu; 'rich and thick'.
:lol:
Oh goodness, I almost peed I was laughing so hard!
Quote: I like these "actors" but have we really run out of new ideas - how many more TV series turned movies will we have to endure?
well, there is the presidential debate coming up. i'm sure it'll be on TV, maybe a movie of the week.
(hope you like the cut&paste poster. i got a little carried away this morning
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That's pretty ambitious...Cheney looks PERFECT! Good job!
grooveless touque Wrote:That's pretty ambitious...Cheney looks PERFECT! Good job!
thanks! it was one of those..."holy shit what time is it now?"
regading the characters in the poster, scary thing is, Jessica Simpson's dad (and manager i think) is a good pal of Rumsfeld.
Waylon Jennings voice: "Ol' Boss Hogg was lookin' to start some trouble again, and then blame it on them Duke boys. Something about planting evidence of monshine operations. Rosco, of course, was right there takin' orders."
cheers,
jf
i wish jessica simpson would disappear forever