anesthesiologist Wrote:Josh,
Browse over to AMTH and begin reading....anywhere. Keep reading. Only when you have read all 'Whorella' posts from 1 week, and I mean all, from start to finish, will you begin to understand what Whorella means. Even then...
An even better approach is to go to alt.fan.kathy-jo and read one entire conversation between Whorella and termite. Set aside a large block of time for this.
BulletRiddled Wrote:anesthesiologist Wrote:Josh,
Browse over to AMTH and begin reading....anywhere. Keep reading. Only when you have read all 'Whorella' posts from 1 week, and I mean all, from start to finish, will you begin to understand what Whorella means. Even then...
An even better approach is to go to alt.fan.kathy-jo and read one entire conversation between Whorella and termite. Set aside a large block of time for this.
:lol: "Years," he meant to say: "set aside a few years"
And if you're really going to do that, just save yourself the time and close the toilet seat on your business. THAT pain will go away a LOT faster.
Thanks for all the replies--
BulletRiddled wrote:
An even better approach is to go to alt.fan.kathy-jo and read one entire conversation between Whorella and termite. Set aside a large block of time for this.
ohhh...I forgot about AFKJ...I'm kinda glad I did...yea josh, what he says.
Aaron
Josh, what is the point? Or are you just looking for an outlet.
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Oh God no. And I thought I was safe away from the newsgroup.
To Josh, my savior,
Thank you. I just realized that I shouldn't be a Tragically Hip fan. That is what you're implying; that we are wasting our times. I think you might have the ability to reform everyone on this hipbase! I will be your fan... I can learn to love you Josh....
One small suggestion, you might want to try to be crytpic with your posts, much like the bible... if people feel they have accomplished something by making sense of your teachings, you could rule the world! I will be your first apostle, Lord Brazle The Wicked One...
Here is my contribution to your Testament of Freeing The Fan Mindset...
Specifically Nebulous
I am entirely random.
I spin illustrious parables
Against the panes
That shatter through
And out into the streets
Falling the *crepuscular* height
Of their four-minute plunge
Grinding their teeth
Under the excruciating
Screech of tomorrow.
I am deceptively coherent
Painting cryptic vows
In the very crowd
For whom they humiliate
Brashly and briefly
Amused by the ignorance
That parallels
The paradox or agnates
The agitated antagonist
Or contrasts the contradiction.
Whatever.
I am specifically nebulous
Precarious when it comes
To standardized dramatics
And vehement volatiles
Maybe slightly mollified
In the seizures of some
Saturday-night soliloquy
Smoking the last comfort
Beyond the affordability
Of tremendously-abrupt
And rather-grim renaissance.
I am the Aloe-infused lather
Clumping at the edge
Of the myrrh-incensed
Grey, slimy bathwater
As your girlfriend remembers
What you were like before
Your insidious departure.
I am the source of your
Immediate return to
Acquiescence as the first
Dewy petal falls to the
Publicly-carpeted hallway floor
As she angrily bolts her door.
I am the streets, neon and cold
For all the days of your lives
I am the nights of your deaths.
P.S. - Actually Gord Downie is The Messiah. You are one of the false ones... Sorry, Josh, you are too late...
P.S.S - In case I was unclear in the above statement, I will be a Hip fan til the day I die. This post is entire fiction. Any likeness to real persons, living or dead, is completely unintentional. No animals were harmed. No frothing dogs. No cool insanity. Long live The Hip.
The Tragically Hip set the stage
They blew me away too...
I felt the 'wind of the chickens'
and decided to fly the coup
for there was trouble in this henhouse
full and fragrant breezes blew
sifting straight through my senses
planting fences around this farm.
The Prarie wind Blows-
The Prarie Wind Blows-
Where it comes from, "Nobody Knows?"
The Chickens quite happy
defences are sound
while The Great Prarie whistles the Only song in town.
You are pointing right back at your own heart.
The more you love the hip. The more you want to love yourself. Your angle is skewd just a little. Until it points back at you I, and the hip, will exist as seperation. And because I love you I will show you how to get back,.
Unconditional Love is what I am studying. I am consciously point back at my own heart. This is how I serve. Thanks for your help.
In my opinion Hip fans are the most conscious. Thanks Gord.
Josh, Josh, Joshy....
I think I know what you are up to and believe me, it won't work. Do you honestly believe that Das Hip is going to see your ramblings on this forum and come chasing after you to assist them in their next great endeavour?
Give it up. You are not fooling anyone. Your "poems" are boring and entirely irrelevent.
Bye-Bye. Come back after some grade 9 english lit classes.
When the bus crests that hill.......
I am not sure what you are saying...What am I doing...and for whom.
Enter first the kingdom..... do you know this? I'll speak it in your language so that you can understand....
"and after a glimpse over the top...."
I am hear to show you that the hip are not the top. Get over it.
A little chicken coup farm ain't nothin' compared to the Prairie.
I'm sorry it has to be something you so deeply are attached to.
GET OVER IT
I cannot force consciousness into you. I can only invite you to see more of the Prairie.
"Jack in the box" by Ray Bradbury
You are all in denial.
Once again,anyone.
Why do you love "The Tragically Hip?'
Do you even know why? If so, Tell me. Then I will go away.
I promise!
In Between Evolution
josh i think you should drink the kool aid go out like jim jones
later :lol:
Josh Wrote:You are all in denial.
Once again,anyone.
Why do you love "The Tragically Hip?'
Do you even know why? If so, Tell me. Then I will go away.
I promise!
In Between Evolution
You first.
I moved down to the non-hip forum.
If you want to play that's where I'll be.
I have much more to discuss and deeper places to go if you want to go there. I am a sincere fan of the tragically hip. been with them since 96 when I saw them on SNL. Grace,too was great. My experiences during my life thus far have only broadened and multiplied my appreciation for them. I would like to keep expanding this appreciation. I found it has little to do ,realy,with the hip. Although this is the right place to begin.
Thanks for your time.
Meet me in the non-hip forum. We will expand
Comforts
(To The Girl In Tim Hortons)
I find comfort in chaos,
In mind-altering drugs,
In the obscurity of darkness,
In barefeet (indoors and out),
In surroundings of foliage,
In collarbones tracings,
In drunken morning perspective,
In hunger-induced weakness,
In over-used reasons,
In meaningful looks,
In angry vaginas,
In exhausted stationeries,
In unnecessary affections,
In blurred vision,
In satirical movements,
In atypical opinions,
In hope for the future,
In the past's fading pressure,
In your dirty little thoughts.