Hey guy's, let's try and see who can find the worst baby name.
My friend was telling me about this one, it's so completely brutal that I just had to share. Jason Lee, actor from films such as "Chasing Amy", "Almost Famous", "Clerks" etc, had a baby and named him Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee. I have no idea what would possess you to name your kid Pilot???
cratch: Wow and I thought Precious angel was bad. :lol: :lol:
I think the two names in this story are pretty damn awful, my mom tells it every now and again and it just seems worse and worse everytime...anywho, I was born 3 1/2 months prematurely and was in the NICU for about 4 months. During this time my mom became friends with a lot of the other women who would come into the NICU to visit their children. There were the usual awful names that make children feel awkward but with WORST were a set of twins that were born a few weeks after I was. They were named Oh-ron-ja-lo and Le-mon-ja-lo, spelled Orangejello, and Lemonjello, because that's what their mother had craved the entire time she was pregnant. The story becomes even more interesting because my mom is a teacher and one of the women that she works with had Orangejello and Lemonjello in her first class. Personally, I think that's just cruel...
-Jenna
How about Frank Zappas kids , although grown up , pretty interesting names . Ahmet , Diva , Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa .
I don't know their whole names, but Paula Yates and Bob Geldof had kids with about 10 names each, and the only one that comes to mine is "Tigerlily"...but that's the single most normal name any of the kids have.
The worst name I ever knew of personally was a guy called Dynomax...it sounds like a courier company or gas station.
Yikes to all of these...
We know a guy named Richard Burns...or Dick Burns
he is about 45 now, but is still tormented by this...
Angie...good topic :thumb:
5727 Wrote:I don't know their whole names, but Paula Yates and Bob Geldof had kids with about 10 names each, and the only one that comes to mine is "Tigerlily"...but that's the single most normal name any of the kids have.
True, their kids have names like Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle and Peaches Honeyblossom.. :roll:
Tyra Banks apparently has a daughter called Linguina Milistar and John Mellencamp has a kid called Speck Wildhorse...
I'm glad you coudl remember those names..."Trixiebelle"?! Ugh...
I thought of another horrendous name... Eustace. It's a very old British name and I think it is just the most horrid sounding word in the world.
John Mellencamp's son is named after his grandfather Speck...even the ancients werent immune from their parents giving them weird names! :lol:
Yeah what are people thinking?? There is also a little girl, in my neices class and her name is Cypress! :roll:
dyersbay Wrote:Yeah what are people thinking?? There is also a little girl, in my neices class and her name is Cypress! :roll:
uh oh, im in trouble...i like that name...stop giving me ideas for my future kids names! :lol:
I like Cyprus...as in named after the Mediterranean country...I visited there when my father was in the RAF and our friends were stationed there...but I don't like Cypress as in the tree. I just looks wrong. Sounds nice though, when I think about the country...
A man I knew in Italy made his daughter's middle name "Canada". I don't know her full name, but doesn't Canada sound neat when you picture it surrounded with Italian names?
i will personally mail $5 to anyone who names their kid "Emu"
grooveless touque Wrote:I don't know their whole names, but Paula Yates and Bob Geldof had kids with about 10 names each, and the only one that comes to mine is "Tigerlily"...but that's the single most normal name any of the kids have.
The worst name I ever knew of personally was a guy called Dynomax...it sounds like a courier company or gas station.
Dynomax.... isn't that a penis enlargement pill? thought I saw a popup
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(I am just kidding btw! but it does sound like a good name for one!)
I used to play walleyball and there was a guy named 'yo' :jump
HIPpyLettuce Wrote:I used to play walleyball and there was a guy named 'yo' :jump
Was he a small Vietnamese guy? Played guitar? I went to school in Kamloops for a bit with a guy named yo. I think he moved out to Vernon.