11-10-2003, 07:56 PM
11-10-2003, 08:01 PM
Lance , quickly open a window , door , anything , you are obviously suffereing the effects of exposure to a gas leak , look in the mirror . If you see John Lennon , Jesus Christ or Gord Downie , you are hallucinating . Otherwise that's a pretty funky picture . 
11-10-2003, 08:35 PM
11-10-2003, 08:40 PM
11-10-2003, 08:47 PM
OK i'll call 911 for ya , just fill out this phone number test and the ambulance will be on the way .
1) Key into a calculator the first 3 digits of your phone # (not including area code)
2) Multiply by 80
3)Add 1
4) Multiply by 250
5) Add last 4 digits of your phone #
6) Add last 4 digits of your phone # again
7) Subtract 250
Lastly, divide by 2
Also for the paramedics , they need to be sure of your identification , they'll ask you how many fingers they are holding up , a simple test , yet in my opinion ineffective . As a friend i'll test you now , a memory test , just tell me the first 2 numbers of you password for your bank card , now add 100 to that , alright now give me the last numbers of the code . If you can do this , I can get you fixed up with a ride to the Hospital in a jiffy . One more question to verify your state of mind . What is your street address ? :wink: :lol:
1) Key into a calculator the first 3 digits of your phone # (not including area code)
2) Multiply by 80
3)Add 1
4) Multiply by 250
5) Add last 4 digits of your phone #
6) Add last 4 digits of your phone # again
7) Subtract 250
Lastly, divide by 2
Also for the paramedics , they need to be sure of your identification , they'll ask you how many fingers they are holding up , a simple test , yet in my opinion ineffective . As a friend i'll test you now , a memory test , just tell me the first 2 numbers of you password for your bank card , now add 100 to that , alright now give me the last numbers of the code . If you can do this , I can get you fixed up with a ride to the Hospital in a jiffy . One more question to verify your state of mind . What is your street address ? :wink:
:lol:11-11-2003, 12:38 PM