11-12-2009, 09:52 AM
At the slots:
“Hey Eunice, it’s about time to cash-in and go see The Tragically Holy”. “Let’s top off our drinks first”. “Good idea Eunice” agreed Beatrice.
In the concert hall:
“Who are The Tragically Holy?” asked Beatrice. “Some gospel band from down South I reckon” replied Eunice. “Like the Gatlin Bothers I guess?”
Band members walk on stage:
“Look at the guy to the right with the long hair”. “He looks like Jesus” noted Eunice. “This will be just like sing-along in church” Beatrice countered.
Two songs into the set:
“CAN YOU HEAR ME EUNICE?” “MY EARS ARE RINGING”. “THIS ISN’T GOSPEL MUSIC, IT’S THE DEVIL’S MUSIC” exclaimed Beatrice.
Grannies exiting concert hall:
“I had a good mind to go up there and tell those boys to turn it down”. “Just to think we cashed-out and lost our seat at the slots to listen to that music”. “Let’s top off our drinks Eunice”.
“Hey Eunice, it’s about time to cash-in and go see The Tragically Holy”. “Let’s top off our drinks first”. “Good idea Eunice” agreed Beatrice.
In the concert hall:
“Who are The Tragically Holy?” asked Beatrice. “Some gospel band from down South I reckon” replied Eunice. “Like the Gatlin Bothers I guess?”
Band members walk on stage:
“Look at the guy to the right with the long hair”. “He looks like Jesus” noted Eunice. “This will be just like sing-along in church” Beatrice countered.
Two songs into the set:
“CAN YOU HEAR ME EUNICE?” “MY EARS ARE RINGING”. “THIS ISN’T GOSPEL MUSIC, IT’S THE DEVIL’S MUSIC” exclaimed Beatrice.
Grannies exiting concert hall:
“I had a good mind to go up there and tell those boys to turn it down”. “Just to think we cashed-out and lost our seat at the slots to listen to that music”. “Let’s top off our drinks Eunice”.
