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The Easter Bunny poses for a photo-op with George Bush.

The Easter Bunny whispers under his breath,

"So, did you ever find those weapons of mass destruction."

Bush says "No".

The Easter Bunny whispers "So, did you ever prove Saddam Hussein assisted in the 911 attacks?".

Bush says "No".

The Easter Bunny then whispers "So, how's that troop surge working out for you?".

Bush grabs the Easter Bunny by the head and whispers " If you ask another question about Iraq I'll nail your F'en head to the wall by your ears!".

The Easter Bunny ask "Do you have any nails?'

Bush says "No".

The Easter Bunny whispers " So how about them weapons of mass destruction?".

GW: Don't worry, bunny, I'm not going to throw you off a cliff.

GW: Psst...Im not wearing any underwear.

GW: "I'm sorry Miss Lewinsky but this is the only way we could get you in to the White House for Round 2"

NegPhil Wrote:The Easter Bunny poses for a photo-op with George Bush.

The Easter Bunny whispers under his breath,

"So, did you ever find those weapons of mass destruction."

Bush says "No".

The Easter Bunny whispers "So, did you ever prove Saddam Hussein assisted in the 911 attacks?".

Bush says "No".

The Easter Bunny then whispers "So, how's that troop surge working out for you?".

Bush grabs the Easter Bunny by the head and whispers " If you ask another question about Iraq I'll nail your F'en head to the wall by your ears!".

The Easter Bunny ask "Do you have any nails?'

Bush says "No".

The Easter Bunny whispers " So how about them weapons of mass destruction?".

I believe it asked for a "caption", not a script.

W: You still love me, right Easter Bunny?

GW .... Gus, tell me about the rabbits

"I finally caught you, you wascally wabbit!""

gw: I cant beleive I finally get to meet santa claus!!

G.W.: "That WAS chocolate you gave me right?"

....or...

"Look at you....so full of chocolate..and me..so full of shit"

Don't worry bunny, Dick Cheney isn't hunting this Easter.

Recent middle-eastern peace talks come to a close. Bush: I didn't realize Easter Island was in Israel.

Your lucky Mr. Easter Bunny, at least some people still believe in you.