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CanuckCourage Wrote:Yes but Rob why do you have to keep paying him in cookies every month ? See Kim he admits it , recant your accusations !! :lol:


Quoted from the 2003 cookie payment contract:


"Forthwith and thereforall, the Defendant (rob) shall remit 1 box of mint (crap) girl guide cookies in compensation for keeping his dear brother (by blood relation) out of jail for past/present and future offenses, afterwith."

or something like that....
Mark mark mark.. he never said he didn't steal the cookies..what made him do it is what matters here.. the circumstances which led to the criminal offense ... being the older one.. you should have set a good example :wink:
Hey Rob you should change your username to DeadManWalking , oh and you were adopted ! :lol:
HIPpyLettuce Wrote:
CanuckCourage Wrote:Yes but Rob why do you have to keep paying him in cookies every month ? See Kim he admits it , recant your accusations !! :lol:


Quoted from the 2003 cookie payment contract:


"Forthwith and thereforall, the Defendant (rob) shall remit 1 box of mint (crap) girl guide cookies in compensation for keeping his dear brother (by blood relation) out of jail for past/present and future offenses, afterwith."

or something like that....

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Kim Wrote:Mark mark mark.. he never said he didn't steal the cookies..what made him do it is what matters here.. the circumstances which led to the criminal offense ... being the older one.. you should have set a good example :wink:

Don't blame mark, blame my large heart. My poor older brother said he as starving and drooled immensely as we walked past the girl guide.. I couldn't help but want to feed my starving sibling.

(of course his threat of physical abuse may have helped sway my decision as well, don't recall)
CanuckCourage Wrote:Hey Rob you should change your username to DeadManWalking , oh and you were adopted ! :lol:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

You guys are great!
That's hearsay Kim and is inadmissable !!!
HIPpyLettuce Wrote:
Kim Wrote:Mark mark mark.. he never said he didn't steal the cookies..what made him do it is what matters here.. the circumstances which led to the criminal offense ... being the older one.. you should have set a good example :wink:

Don't blame mark, blame my large heart. My poor older brother said he as starving and drooled immensely as we walked past the girl guide.. I could help but want to feed my starving sibling.

(of course his threat of physical abuse may have helped sway my decision as well, don't recall)

And you're sure the drooling was cause of the cookies and not the girl guide? :wink:
CanuckCourage Wrote:That's hearsay Kim and is inadmissable !!!

I'm sure there's some birth certificates around to back me up there Mark :wink:
CanuckCourage Wrote:That's hearsay Kim and is inadmissable !!!


do we have lawyers/judges/rcmp on hipbase? I may need to file a restraining order!
Hey first of all it was the Girl Guide Leader!!!!!! I was drooling at ! He decided that a cookie break was in order , so he mugged the little girl , seeing how I had a broken ankle from rescueing orphans I didn't have the strenght to fight him off her... I live with the shame ... :oops:
CanuckCourage Wrote:Hey first of all it was the Girl Guide Leader!!!!!! I was drooling at ! He decided that a cookie break was in order , so he mugged the little girl , seeing how I had a broken ankle from rescueing orphans I didn't have the strenght to fight him off her... I live with the shame ... :oops:


This is 100% true.. BUT! how did the fire start?? hmmm... I won't go there though.
HIPpyLettuce Wrote:
CanuckCourage Wrote:That's hearsay Kim and is inadmissable !!!


do we have lawyers/judges/rcmp on hipbase? I may need to file a restraining order!


Just pay them off in cookies , you "cookie monster" !!!!!
HIPpyLettuce Wrote:
CanuckCourage Wrote:Hey first of all it was the Girl Guide Leader!!!!!! I was drooling at ! He decided that a cookie break was in order , so he mugged the little girl , seeing how I had a broken ankle from rescueing orphans I didn't have the strenght to fight him off her... I live with the shame ... :oops:


This is 100% true.. BUT! how did the fire start?? hmmm... I won't go there though.


Ya you better not , your court appearance in a week !
CanuckCourage Wrote:
HIPpyLettuce Wrote:
CanuckCourage Wrote:Hey first of all it was the Girl Guide Leader!!!!!! I was drooling at ! He decided that a cookie break was in order , so he mugged the little girl , seeing how I had a broken ankle from rescueing orphans I didn't have the strenght to fight him off her... I live with the shame ... :oops:


This is 100% true.. BUT! how did the fire start?? hmmm... I won't go there though.


Ya you better not , your court appearance in a week !

Actually Mark, when you get summonsed to testify against a relative they don't call it 'your court appearance', that is reserved for the older brother who started the fire to look like a hero. oops, I mean the accused!
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